Our Own Versions of the Holiday Classics

Our Own Versions of the Holiday Classics

Posted by Lisa on 18th Dec 2014

In addition to being a fan of our products, and a blogger, I'm a movie buff. Every cable channel puts out a ton of Christmas movies, from the tried and true classics to things that should have never seen the light of day. I thought of this and then the question arose – what if they made Holiday Classics movies for our industry? We'd probably wind up with things like: 

SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS

HOW THE GRINCH STOLE YOUR FINISH

After getting your floor just right, the last thing you want is your shine stolen by that old grinch of floors – the elements, daily wear and tear, and so forth. We have many tools to help you repel that grinch and preserve that floor you worked so hard to complete, from our Awesome and Premium lines to buffing pads for maintenance. This time of year typically requires extra measures to clean up salt and snow, and we have products for that, too.

THE NOT-SO-LITTLE DRUM(mer) BOYS

Our crew in the back works like crazy to get your order to you fast, right, and securely wrapped. Whether you need a quart, a pail, or a drum or three of our products, we'll get it to you as quickly as possible. If you have special requests for your products – leave on the doorstep, take to the back, etc. – we'll take care of you too.

HOLIDAY "IN"

Yes, we're here to help you over the holidays, with the exception of Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and New Year's Day.

BRIAN CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIAN-YELLOW

Sometimes your nice, shiny finish can be kidnapped by an odd martian yellow tone. Our president, Brian Schwerman, with his many years of experience behind him, has probably seen it before and knows what to do to conquer it. Just like Santa’s helpers, our staff will work with you to fight that discoloration and other problems you may encounter.

IT'S A WONDERFUL SHINE

Like George Bailey, you’re tirelessly working hard to make someone else’s floor sparkle, and along comes old man Potter like a nasty old heel mark to mess things up. For regular cleaning and daily maintenance, we have a stable of neutral cleaners and mops that will be just right for your floor. If you're needing to clean bathrooms or kitchens, Scum-Gone is your friend. Wooden surfaces love Orange-Aid.

And as always, if you come to an impasse and don't know how to clean something, we're only a phone call away.

We Fight Dirty! . . . and we do it with a sense of humor, too.